A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...