Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...