What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
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Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
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When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...