Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!