Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...