Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...