Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...