Actual product instructions.
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Jump out of the plane
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Biblical one-liners… too cool!
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Never talk to the parrot
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Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Hello
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OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Tiger woods in bed.
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Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Meet Bubba’s Family!
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