Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...