Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...