Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...