What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!