Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...