Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Spelling checker
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Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?