Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...