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A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
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Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
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One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
He had his own frog horn!
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
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Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
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A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...