Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...