The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...