man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
It all adds up!
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Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
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Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
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Dead Ringer, Part II
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The Insensitive Gorilla
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…And I will do anything for love.
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!