Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...