Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...