Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
The Windows Rejection Song
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Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...