Who’s perfect.
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A woman’s three biggest lies.
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Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
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Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
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Why did the spider buy a car?
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Welcoming to America
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The Blond and the Brunette.
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