File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.