Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...