Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...