7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...