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Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Memory Pills
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The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
The Trade
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What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
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Chocolate Chip Cookies
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It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
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The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...