First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...