HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...