Want a day off work?
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The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...