Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...