Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...