What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...