Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...