Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...