What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...