Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...