Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...