Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...