Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...