Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...