How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!