What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...