Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...