Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...