God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...