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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
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Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Tell the whole truth
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Catfish vs. Lawyer
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...