What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...