Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.