Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...