How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...