Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Where is Jesus?
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Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...