How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...